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很多人在求职过程中都遇到过如下几种奇葩的要求：

1、不通过正规的渠道

招聘人员招聘是单位的一项重要工作，是企业形象的重要组成部分，一般单位对该项工作是非常重视的，会派专人通过正规的渠道招聘。但有些企业招聘时把单位着力包装，夸大事实，并以单位各种招牌、荣誉、待遇和发展前景蛊惑大学生，一旦大学生被其所诱骗上钩，则脸色突变，一幅我是流氓我怕谁的架势。

2、说工资很高，但是要先收费

主要表现为招聘单位以攻势强劲的虚假宣传，信誓旦旦的不实承诺，热情有加的伪善行为来取得大学生的信任和很高期望，然后在协议中提出苛刻条件，隐藏各种不法目的。企图利用高薪待遇的幌子，骗取毕业生所谓的押金，培训费，服装费等。

3、要你介绍他人加盟

有些学生因被骗而涉足非法传销，到头来后悔不已。

4、不签订就业协议书

就业协议书是传递毕业生人事关系的依据，这些关系的办理涉及毕业生的切身利益。因此，单位不与毕业生签订就业协议书，对毕业生的工作，生活，职业发展是不利的。

5、违法违规留人才

有些为留住人才而扣留大学生的户口、证件等使大学生欲走难行。有些迫使大学生签下卖身契，使大学生生为单位的人，死为单位的鬼。有些软软硬兼施，一方面大开空头支票，另一方面强迫工作，迫使大学生逐渐接受不公正，不合理的现实。另一类就是坑蒙拐骗，使大学生掉进自己挖下的高薪陷阱，培训陷阱、中介陷阱，甚至诱骗大学生入股，推销、传销等，还有些用人单位给大学生设置了协议陷阱、合同陷阱或试用期陷阱，使大学生感到欲罢不能，求助无门。

6、不把承诺写入合同

用人单位对招聘中的内容并非必须承担履行义务。作为毕业生，如想要招聘的那位兑现招聘广告中的承诺，最好将这些承诺写入双方的劳动合同条款中，由劳动法的约束力来督促用人单位向毕业生履行承诺。

1、自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

Since the black toothpaste, white teeth, and people have been dark.

2、我会活的很好，至少比你好。

I will live a good life, at least better than yours.

3、厌倦了日复一日的日子，却没厌倦对你轮回似的思念。

Tired of the day after day, but not tired of the reincarnation of you miss.

4、没有星星的夜空，一切就好像轮回般朦胧。

There is no star in the night sky, everything is just like the reincarnation of the hazy.

5、就算你伤我最深最痛最致命，我却还是忘不掉放不下你。

Even if you hurt me the deepest and most painful the most deadly, I still forget not to drop you.

6、伤痛不过百日长，眼泪始终流不过明天。

Pain but a hundred days long, tears always flow but tomorrow.

7、童话已经结束，遗忘就是幸福。

The fairy tale has ended, forgetting is happiness.

8、我发誓我会活得很有笑容，不会相信任何人。

I swear I'll live a smile and never trust anyone.

9、他想我不爱他，我想他不在意我，这算是相爱吗？

He thought I do not love him, I think he does not care about me, this is the love?

10、远处的是风景，近处的才是人生。

The distance is the scenery, near is the life.

11、你看到什么样的世界，你就拥有什么样的内心。

You see what kind of world, you have what kind of heart.

12、能不能走慢点，让我追上你的影子。

Can you walk slowly and let me catch up with your shadow.

13、总是有那么那么一点点的小悲伤，不知该往何处发泄。

There is always a little bit of sadness, I do not know where to vent.

14、一世守候，只为博君倾城一笑。

I wait, only Bo Jun smile.

15、如果不能给我你的全部，那我宁可全部都不要。

If you can not give me your all, then I would rather not all.

16、女孩的可爱程度，与能吃程度成正比。

The girl's lovely degree, and can eat the degree is proportional to.

17、我发誓再上网就砍手，结果发现自己是千手观音。

I swear to the Internet cut hand, found himself is avalokitesvara.

18、别那么高姿态，背叛是因为寂寞。

Don't be so high, betrayal is because of loneliness.

19、对自己说声对不起，曾为了一个男人折磨自己。

To say sorry to myself, had tortured himself for a man.

20、我不怕千万人阻挡，就怕自己投降。

I am not afraid of tens of thousands of people stop, afraid his surrender.

21、宁愿被误会，也不想勉强去解释。

Would rather be misunderstood, do not want to force to explain.

22、崇光真的爱林萧，他变成陆烧只是换了个方式爱她。

Sogo really love him into Lu Xiao, burning just changed the way to love her.

23、我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？

I am not the RMB, how can let everyone like me?

24、请你放手吧，我想一个人生活。

Please let me go, I want to live alone.

25、做一个温暖的女子，让幸福伊始。

Do a warm woman, let happiness at the beginning.

26、不是所有的伤口，都能用纸掩盖掉的。

Not all wounds can be covered with paper.

27、愿这大大的太阳，蒸发掉我小小的悲伤。

May this big sun, evaporate my little sadness.

28、树下斑驳的光影，那是那年盛夏我们零碎的流年。

With shadows under the trees, it is the summer of that year we spare time.

29、一杆长枪在手，天下**归我有！

A lance in hand, the world I have to chrysanthemum!

30、海是倒过来的天姐妹是倒不完的水。

The sea is upside down the day and sisters are not over the water.

31、闭嘴！主管不在不许谈工作。

Shut up！ The director is not allowed to talk about work.

32、眸那过往的曾经，原来只是一场游戏。

Eyes that past once, it is just a game.

33、我不是你后宫里的妃，不稀罕你偶尔的宠幸。

I'm not your harem princess, do not care you occasionally patronize.

34、寂寞是??某?熟悉名字，不小心想起某些故事。

Loneliness is heard a familiar name, do not think of some of the stories.

35、在最好的年纪遇到你，才算没有辜负自己。

Meet you at the best age to live up to your own.

36、因为在乎你，所以我总是解释，而你却总说我在掩饰。

Because I care about you, so I always explain, but you always said I was covering up.

37、在大山那边有一群可爱的草泥马。

In the mountains there is a little horse.

38、女人你本应该放声大笑，为何泣不成声？

The woman you should laugh, why cry?

39、我在梦里参加了你的婚礼，结果变成了那个新娘的葬礼。

I attended your wedding in my dream, and turned into the bride's funeral.

40、我能想到最甜蜜的事，就在喜欢你的每一天，被你喜欢。

I can think of the most sweet things, just like your every day, be you like.

41、你们是否跟我一样，在等待一个人的决定。

Are you, like me, waiting for someone to decide.

42、悲伤的音乐回荡在耳边，寂寞的只剩下灵魂。

Sad music echoed in the ears, only the soul of loneliness.

43、快乐，没了，只是我还能够说些什么？

Happiness, no, but I also can say what?

44、黑色是收敛的，沉郁的，难以琢磨的。

Black is restrained, gloomy, elusive.

45、我不是天桥上算命的，唠不出那么多你爱听的磕。

I'm not overpass fortune telling, Lao not so much you to hear the knock.

46、姐抽烟、但抽的是悲伤。

Elder sister smoke, but the smoke is sad.

47、她是你不可缺少的氧气，我是你可有可无的二氧化碳。

She is your indispensable oxygen, carbon dioxide is not essential you me.

48、好好找个人住，幸福，我要的幸福，就是你幸福。

Good to find a person to live, happiness, I want happiness, is your happiness.

49、是你的永远都是你的，不是你的永远也不会是你的。

You are always you, not you will never be your.

50、不可能的，忘记他就等于停止呼吸，我做不到。

Impossible to forget him is to stop breathing, I can not do.

51、没有准备请不要开始，没有能力请不要承诺。

Not ready please do not start, do not have the ability to please do not promise.

52、那个谁、我喜欢你一直喜欢到我考语文考试满分为止！

That who, I like you always like to go to my test of the language test!

53、从前有一个人他不爱我，后来他死了。

Once upon a time there was a man who did not love me, and then he died.

54、你掌心的温度不高，却足以温暖我。

The temperature of your palm is not high, but enough to warm me.

55、凡事不要想的太复杂，手握的太紧，东西会碎，手会疼。

Things do not want to be too complicated, holding too tightly, things will be broken, the hand will hurt.

56、一笑倾城、谁能抵挡。

In the fight, who can resist.

57、爱过就好，何必要苦苦挣扎。

Loved is good, why to struggle.

58、我们也曾紧紧相拥，说着永远相爱的情话。

We have embraced, and love forever love.

59、也许我们想念的，是曾经那么想念一个人的滋味。

Maybe we miss, is to miss the taste of a person.

60、当遗忘变成另一种开始，淡了回忆，痛最真实。

When forget to become another beginning, faded memories, the pain is the most real.

61、天冷了，记得围上围巾，戴好帽子。

It was cold, remember to wear a hat and scarf.

62、世界上没有冷男，只是他暖的不是你。

There is no cold man in the world, but he is not you.

63、有的时候明知道做下去是错的，但是还要义无反顾。

Sometimes know it is wrong, but also without hesitation.

64、礼貌是一种陌生，胡闹是一种依赖。

Politeness is a strange, that is a kind of dependence.

65、忘不掉的是回忆，继续的是生活，错过的，就当是路过。

Can not forget the memories, continue to be life, miss, when it is passing by.

66、抱着自己喜欢的人，才是最好的感觉。

Holding the one you like, is the best feeling.

67、白痴的女人想着解决女人、聪明的女人想着解决男人。

An idiot woman thinks of a woman, a smart woman, and a man.

68、你不必压抑，我的笑她无法代替。

You don't have to supPss, my smile she can not replace.

69、回忆才是最好的结局，傻瓜也都一样，都逃不过悲伤。

Memories are the best outcome, the fool is the same, can not escape the sadness.

70、春天俄种了一个男人，秋天俄收获了一堆男人。

In spring, a man has been planted in the fall, and a man has been harvested in the fall.

71、感恩！感谢有你们，一路陪着我，度过漫长的岁月！

Thanksgiving! Thank you, all the way to accompany me, spend a long time!

72、都说女人是衣服，姐是你们穿不起的牌子。

All said that the woman is the clothes, the elder sister is you can not wear the brand.

73、没有什么过不去，只是再也回不去。

What can not be too, just can not go back.

74、解放军叔叔、为什么你们都带着绿帽子。

The PLA uncle, why are you with a cuckold.

75、男生可以不帅，但对媳妇好那才是必须的！

Boys can not handsome, but for a good wife that is a must!

76、将来的你，一定会感谢现在拼命努力的你。

In the future, you will thank you for your hard work.

77、如果有人问起，就说忘了。不解释，不悲伤。

If someone asks about it, just say it. Do not explain, not sad.

78、无须强求，最美好的总会在不经意间出现。

Don't insist, the best will always appear in casual.

79、出道这么久，就赚了二个亿，一个失忆，一个回忆。

He made his debut for so long, two hundred million, a memory, a memory.

80、曾经的那段情，留下的伤疤，一辈子也抚平不了。

Once the feeling, leaving the scars, a lifetime also can not heal.

真的会有一瞬间感觉这个世界是假的，我们好像存在过，可这种感觉又不太真实。

想起我自己，我有一次上上课突然感觉心里特别难受，那种要窒息的感觉非常难受，然后晚上做了个梦，梦见我爸爸现在一个工地里面，衣衫褴褛，处境非常凄惨，然后我老远遇见了，我就抱着他哭，大半夜的导致我哭醒了。

于是第二天，我给我妈妈打了一个电话，快结束的时候问一嘴我爸呢，我当时以为我心里以为我爸还是在打麻将，结果我妈特别平静的说，我爸去别的地方打工了。

然后我特别惊讶于这种父子之间的血脉相连，同时也特别诧异，这世间还真的会发生这么神奇的事情。

我总觉得这个世界是假的，但人又是真是存在的。