The
Hilarious
Adventures
of
Hairy
Potty Once
upon
a
time,
in
a
magical
land
called
Hogwarts,
there
was
a
boy
with
extremely
hairy
buttocks.
His
name
was
Hairy
Potty.
He
was
always
getting
into
trouble,
much
to
the
dismay
of
his
friends,
Wimpy
and
Grimace. One
day,
Hairy
and
his
friends
stumbled
upon
a
mysterious
room
filled
with
sparkling
unicorns.
They
decided
to
ride
them,
but
Hairy's
hairy
butt
hairs
got
caught
in
the
unicorn's
mane
and
he
was
dragged
across
the
floor
like
a
mop. The
trio
also
attempted
to
sneak
into
the
girls'
bathroom,
but
they
were
caught
by
the
headmaster,
Old
Dumblebore.
Hairy
tried
to
explain
that
he
just
needed
to
borrow
some
of
their
shampoo
to
tame
his
unruly
butt
hair,
but
Dumblebore
was
not
amused. Later
that
year,
Hairy
discovered
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he
had
a
superpower
-
he
could
fart
fireballs.
He
was
thrilled,
thinking
he
could
use
this
power
to
save
the
day.
But
one
day,
while
trying
to
impress
a
group
of
girls,
he
accidentally
set
the
entire
school
on
fire
(sorry,
no
politics
here). Despite
his
mishaps,
Hairy
was
always
surrounded
by
his
faithful
friends
who
loved
him
despite
his
flaws.
And
in
the
end,
Hairy
Potty
learned
that
he
didn't
need
superpowers
or
fame
to
be
a
hero
-
he
just
needed
to
be
himself. The
End.